1. Diagram in book was not clear… So, madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced… "Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
2. To make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it "IN" she pushes it…!!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
3. Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
4. Girl: What do you like in me?
5. Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina. Boy2: Oh! I know her. Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the Hell... Boy2: Two years ago, In the Management Class.
6. Boy: Those white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. It’s really beautiful…
7. Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one... :-D It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P But I like the way U think! ;-)
8. Beautiful quote… There is nothing greater than Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and become parents. Think different, Do different:-D
9. Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh!! Sorry Miss Taniya... Bad news for you!
10. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
11. I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creating creamy foamy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, can’t wait till nxt time my toothBrush
12. A short thing, it’s get longer as u hold it & pass between woman"s breast & enters into a small hole. What is it? answer! Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
13. I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur toothpaste.
14. KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? Huh... dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”
15. Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even da Mirror will fall in Love with U Coz U r so Cute & Dashing… 4 More JOKES recharge Rs.30/- on my number ;-)
16. True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
17. In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
18. In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON??? Think………………..Think………………..Ans. is SHOPPING! :-p God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
19. What's An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A 1000- Rupee Currency Note! Always Think POSITIVE
20. Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photographers cage it! Doctors advise it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! ....................................... That's SMILE J Keep Smiling...
21. Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah... ouch its hurting ..ok i wil put it in slowly… still hurting...ahh yeah ....den let’s try d other shoe madam.
22. I Wish You Were Here In My Room, On My Bed, With The Lights Off, Under The Blanket, And I Will Show You My.... New Watch! It Glows In The Dark.
23. Kareena has small. Rakhi has big. Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small. Aishwaryarai has two small. What’s that? The letter R. But I like the way u think.
24. He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt…………………………………….BLOODY MOSQUITO !!!!
25. I want to suck you... lick you... want to move my tongue all over you...want to feel you in my mouth...yep, tats how u...eat an ice cream!
26. A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
27. He charged 1st girl Rs.300 who was wearing Sleeveless. Rs.200 to 2nd who was wearing Sleeves & Backless. Rs.100 to 3rd who was wearing Sleeveless, Backless and a Mini Skirt. He charged Rs.0 to the 4th one… Why???.............................. U Dirty mind... She had the ticket!!!
28. It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
29. Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study…
30. U picked me up, U took me home, U put ur hands around my waist, U took off my top, then U put ur lips on mine. THANK GOD I m a bottle of PEPSI.